You can understand and speak PIDGIN...
You go to dinner and 'make one plate' with all the extra food leftover.
You automatically take off your shoes in people's homes.
You eat rice every single day.
You say, 'shave ice' or 'ice shave'.. big island style...not' snow cones'.
You know what ukus are and have had them at least once before when you was one little keiki.
You know you aren't supposed to whistle at night time, cross your chopsticks, or stick your fork straight out of your rice.
You eat Arare.
You know what 'tutu' means.
It's SHOYU, not soy sauce.
You know that sushi means sushi, not RAW FISH!
You eat malasadas.
You have a billion pairs of slippers in front your door when your family gets together.
You eat portuguese sausage, eggs, and rice for breakfast.
You know why there are alphabets on trees on graduation day.
You know what 'stink eye' is; and how to give it.
You give directions using mauka and makai.
You say 'Brah' not 'Bro'.
You know what 'Morgan's Corner ' is ... (And it still scares you!)
You call it 'saimin' not 'Top Ramen'.
The surf report is on your speed dial...
You have said 'wat, owe you money?', 'karang your alas', or 'dakine'.
You eat mango with shoyu, vinegar, and pepper.
You like ume, daikon, and kim chee better than pickles
You never understood why adding pineapple and ham to a pizza made it Hawaiian to the rest of the world.
You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker.
You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger.
The condiments at the dinner table are shoyu, ketchup, chili peppah watah, kimchee, takuwan, Hawaiian salt and pickled onion.
You call everyone older than you 'Aunty' or 'Uncle' even though they aren't related to you.
Your philosophy is 'Bumbai'.
You are barefoot in most of your elementary school pictures.
Your only suit is a bathing suit.
You drive barefoot.
You feel guilt leaving a get-together without helping clean up.
The only time you honk your horn is once a year during the safety check.
You can live and let live with a smile in your heart.
Your cousin is Japanese-Chinese- French-Filipino- Korean-Scottish- Portuguese- Hawaiian, plus some stuff too manini to mention.
You watch your favorite shows 'on top the TV'.
An approaching hurricane means only one thing! Surf's up, brah!
'You like beef' has nothing to do with what's for dinner